Ummm... Hi.

I really, really dislike introductions. It's always so awkward, you know, when you're just standing there, knowing that you're teetering on the edge of a great friendship or just a casual acquaintance or even a decided dislike, but you don't know which because you have to get the introduction out of the way. So because of that, I'm going to make this short and sweet and just say "hello, I'm glad you're sitting there reading my brand-new blog; drop by whenever you're bored, and you and my blog can be bored together, or whenever you're happy, and you and my blog can be happy together, or when you're sad, and you and my blog can sniffle and snuffle together. My blog is pretty versatile." There, that's all.