I laughed my flip-flops off.

A friend sent this video to me, and I was really mad at him for a few seconds during the middle, but then it was just hilarious.

We didn't, but maybe we should have.

while in Wal-Mart looking for my hair product they have cruelly discontinued:

Elderly Lady to her friend, both of whom are also looking for something, apparently unsuccessfully: "I just hate it when they don't have what I usually get!"

Me: (because, yes, I enter into conversations with total strangers in Wal-Mart) "I hate it, too!"

Elderly Lady: "Honey, let's just scream about it! Maybe they'll hear us and give us what we want!" ::pointing to her friend:: "She and I will scream if you do, okay?"

my brain is dead. almost. and it still has a tremendous amount of work to do.

I want to walk through a wardrobe into Narnia and have tea with Mr. Tumnus.

I want to dance at a Meryton Assembly with the Bennet sisters.

I'd like to go strawberrying with Frodo...

or cross a river with my clothes in a bundle on my head like Caddie Woodlawn.

I want to spend an afternoon with Sherlock Holmes, smelling his pipe tobacco and being astounded at his genius.

I wish I could go ice-skating with Jo and Laurie, (but not fall in and nearly freeze to death.)

I'd enjoy playing baseball with Charlie Brown and Lucy and Snoopy and Linus, (he's my favorite,) because they're no good at baseball either, and I might actually have fun instead of feeling like a fool. (In case you didn't know, I'm horrible at sports. Especially sports that involve balls. Oh, wait - that's every sport, pretty much.)

I want to go on a picnic on the Big Hill with Betsy, Tacy, and Tib, pretending all the while that we're riding on the clouds.

I want to go sleuthing with Nancy Drew, wearing the same kind of awesome clothes she has, (and which the books describe in full, making me terribly jealous,) get into a super scary situation, unrealistically escape by the skin of our teeth, solve the mind boggling mystery and get the unique reward she always receives. (Because she never accepts money for her solutions. Because she's rich.)

Good grief, I'd even like to pay a visit to Miss Bates with Emma, because...

I'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE THAN SITTING AT THIS COMPUTER, WRITING THIS TWELVE PAGE THESIS PAPER!!

okay. enough. you get the picture.

i can go back to writing. stopping. checking reference. adding footnote. adjusting footnote. writing. erasing whole sentence. write some more. another footnote. add a quote from somebody wise who cares a lot more than i do. plus, long quotes take up space, which is good, because DID I MENTION THIS PAPER IS TWELVE PAGES LONG?

well, it is.

the end.

Villain!

Laura: "I squash fairies and eat 'em for breakfast."

His mercies are new every day.

Tonight, AnnMarie went to bed normally for the first time in several days. God is so good, and I am so thankful.

my heart is full and my words are weak.

As some of you know, AnnMarie, (and for the few of my readers who don't know my family well, AnnMarie is my special needs sister,) has been having some real issues lately. Things that have never been a problem before, like drinking her water, the ceiling fan being on, swinging, and going to bed have suddenly become huge deals, and she loses control very quickly. (I don't know how to describe it well, so that'll have to do.)

She did much better today and tonight, thanks, I am sure, to the multitude of prayers that are being raised on our behalf by our dear friends and family.

But two nights ago, when it came time for bed, she really lost it. And I tried to deal with it. By deal with it, I mean that I tried to fix it. How hard could it really be? She's been going to bed by herself without a murmur for the past ten years or more, so this new, I-don't-intend-to-get-in-that-bed-by-myself thing is surely overcomeable. (No, that isn't a word. Yes, I still used it.)

So I began.

This was my intention: to get her into bed, turn off the light, walk out, shut the door, and her stay put. Like always. I was fairly confident that with a heck of a lot of stubbornness on my part, it would work.

Thirty minutes and countless cycles of putting her in bed, her getting up immediately, crying loudly, me soothing, putting her back in bed, her getting up, and on and on, I ended up lying down beside her. She stopped crying. (And I'm using crying here because I can't think of a better word. It's more like yelling-while-sobbing.) After several minutes, she fell asleep and I quietly eased up, walked to the door, opened it a crack, at which point she woke up and began to cry loudly again. Back in bed. Repeat the whole thing ten minutes later. Then again. And again.

By this time, I had been crying for a long time too, my face a puffy mass of scratchy heat, held against the pillow so she wouldn't hear me and get roused up.

And as I lay there, rebelling against the situation with every bone in my body, a conversation began in my mind. It sounds cliche' to say God was speaking to me, but I don't know any other way to put it. I want to share it with you, because I saw Christ's mercy and love, always present but not always acknowledged, so clearly in the "conversation" and the evening that followed.

"Surrender."

Me: "Okay, okay, of course I surrender. I can't do anything else."

"No, surrender all the way. Not just with words."

Me: "But I really don't like this. This messes with so many things I've held as my right. (MY evenings, MY comfort zone, etc.) And who knows where it'll end? What will she do next? How can we do this? I know You're with us, but I don't feel it."

"Trust Me."

Me: "I am trusting. It's just that I want to fix this. I want it to end. I'm praying, and I haven't gotten an answer."

"You're only praying for what you want to happen."

Me: "Yeah, I guess, but what I'm praying is best... really, it is! It's the easiest way for everyone."

"Surrender."

Me, thinking in my heart: "Surrender is hard. Surrender means giving up any control you think you have. Gladly. Trustingly. I don't think I can do it."

And that was the end... sort of. I managed to get out of the room without AnnMarie waking up, and I went and sobbed in Mama's arms for what seemed like a long time.

A little later, I picked up one of my Amy Carmichael books, Thou Givest, They Gather, which I've been meaning to read but never made time.

I opened it up randomly, and the first place it opened to was this chapter:

"Think It Not Strange" - 1Peter 4:12

Amy went on to talk about this quote,
"All that grieves is but for a moment,
All that pleases is but for a moment,
Only the Eternal is important."

She said, "A trial comes. It will pass. In a few days, or months, or years, we shall have forgotten it. The way we meet that trial- our inner attitude towards it - belongs to the things that are eternal. It will matter ten thousand years hence whether we conquered or were conquered by that temptation to impatience or faithlessness or worry which came when the trial rushed upon us. ... There is a verse in the bible: 'He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul.' Let us ask that this word may never be true of us."

There were so many good things in this chapter that were directly applying to my heart's rebellion at this small trial of right now, and I was overcome with the love of my kind Heavenly Father, Who had orchestrated for that book to be in the right spot at the right time and to open at the right place. Everything in the chapter was such a sweet promise, a tangible reality, that He was caring and would care for me, for Mama, for AnnMarie, and I was ashamed beyond telling that I had doubted Him.

Does that mean I'll never doubt again?

Of course I will doubt again... and again, and again.

But my hope and trust have a sure foundation, one which will never fail, and these past few days I have been allowed to test that foundation and have found it not lacking. Sufficient. Enough. Good.

And I'm so grateful.



Please, continue to pray for AnnMarie - not only for her behavior problems, but for her heart. She can't understand things the way we can, but I want her to know the love of Jesus, and I believe that He can take away the stony heart of an autistic girl with a genetic disorder and replace it with a heart of flesh just as easily as He can for a "normal" girl.

obviously, my obsession with hot tea has spread to all inhabitants of this house.

Last night, as I was sitting cross legged on the floor, writing and sipping my cup of hot tea, I looked up from my page just in time to behold a spider hurtling towards my cup and saucer. It wasn't a very big spider, in fact she was a little spindly, but it was the single fastest spider I've ever come across, and she was heading straight for my tea.

I rescued my tea and killed her at the same time, because I have major skills.

And then I began to wonder - why was she headed straight for my tea, instead of for my leg, to chomp it? (Which is why spiders usually come out of hiding, in my opinion: to chomp legs.)

Was she a suicidal spider? Had I killed her husband and she decided it would be very fitting to have revenge by drowning in my beloved hot tea? (Her revenge would have been complete had she carried through that gruesome plan; I can't imagine much more traumatizing than watching a dead spider float about in my wonderful tea.) Did she have a large family of small spiders who had been stressing her out all day and she thought if she could just drink some life-giving nectar she'd be okay? (While I whole-heartedly agree with the "life-giving nectar part," the "large family of small spiders" kinda freaks me out, so I'm choosing not to give any credence to this theory.) Or was she just a creature without the capacity to think, who was just acting on an impulse, (or whatever it is they act on,) which unfortunately got her squished with a kleenex?

You decide. (And if you're not going to be able to sleep tonight with curiosity as to my opinion, personally I think it was the first option.)

Look what I picked out of my belly button today!

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Gotcha.


Wait, you believed that I was about to show you what I picked out of my belly button?

Honestly?

You have a weird mind.

Anyway, happy April Fool's Day.