::While at Target tonight::
Snooty-looking lady in shoe aisle to an employee: "Okay, so I need some black heels, but I've tried all of y'all's and they all make my feet look too big."
::pause::
Employee: (sweetly) "Well, ma'am, maybe it's your feet."
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Hahahaha! Ouch.
Target? Y'all must have been in my neck of the woods. I'm using both 'neck' and 'woods' very broadly here.
Whohoaaaaaaa!!! Gutsy employee!!! :D
ahahaha! Once I told my mom i didn't like a certain pair of shoes because they made my feet look as long as canoes. She said, "Amy, your feet ARE as long as canoes."
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