"Romeo and Juliet would've made a good tv show!" - Opie

So, remind me again why we spent four hours last night reading Romeo and Juliet when we could have just listened to this?

I guess 'cause we're homeschoolers who like to "do it by the book." (Yes, that phrase was coined by Shakespeare. Go read the play if you want to know where it comes in. And you do, because it's hilarious. I'm totally going to say it... someday... in particular.)